Dear Russians, I’m sorry for making up a fake quiz that was only supposed to make you feel stupid, and then pretending to offer a hint which was really just a picture of a giant pile of shit sitting on top of your country.

I’m just a little miffed because a lot the comments on my site are now in Russian, which I (and a large portion of my audience) can’t read. And to make matters worse, your colloquialisms and bad grammar make translating your comments into English damn near impossible.

So let’s please keep all the comments in English from now on, ok?

Many thanks,
Mike