May 9th, 2008

I saw this printer sitting out on the street a few weeks ago. I love the subtle irony here, assuming that the sign was actually printed with the printer being tossed. It’s decent irony, but not perfect irony. (For the record, this is perfect irony - Billionaire roofing exec dies after fall through roof.)

As a sidenote, when I was processing the photo for the web I noticed that there was something printed on the back of the sign. After flipping the image and bumping up the contrast, (as well as saying the word “ENHANCE” a few times), we’re offered a fascinating glimpse into the first draft of this sign. It basically just said the word “WORKS” broken up onto two lines. Why do you think they changed it?

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May 8th, 2008

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  1. NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOT WOOT

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    ~Obvious
    05.08.08 at 3:32 pm

  2. Looks like a while before my turn to drive

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    ~jhon
    05.08.08 at 4:37 pm

  3. Hurry the hell up! I’m about to crap my pants!

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    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 4:40 pm

  4. Hey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?

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    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 5:50 pm

  5. Good, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!

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    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 6:03 pm

  6. You mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?

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    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 6:05 pm

  7. slow down!

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    ~Misha Radionovskiy
    05.09.08 at 2:09 am

  8. I think this is my stop, se ya!

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    ~Misha Radionovskiy
    05.09.08 at 2:10 am

  9. Hey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall - and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…

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    ~Slimjim
    05.09.08 at 7:26 am

  10. You ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!

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    ~Scott D
    05.09.08 at 10:51 am

  11. …so he yelled “FIRE”…and she shot him. Get it?

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    ~Jeff
    05.09.08 at 12:05 pm

  12. Where’s the fire?

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    ~Jeff
    05.09.08 at 12:07 pm

  13. They said it started from a candle when someone blew a giant penis shaped birthday cake.

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    ~Jeff
    05.09.08 at 12:09 pm

  14. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    ~dave
    05.09.08 at 12:28 pm

  15. Batmaaaannn…nananananananana…batmaaaannn…

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    ~Mr. Damm
    05.09.08 at 2:28 pm

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May 5th, 2008

The Cleverest Responses (31)

  1. Hmmm… Nice hand

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    ~Anonymous
    05.05.08 at 10:20 am

  2. Go on and take the damned picture already! My jaws are aching from holding this pose.

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    ~Nihilistic Neil
    05.05.08 at 10:24 am

  3. BACON!! Bacon bacon bacon…

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    ~Clint
    05.05.08 at 10:26 am

  4. Any of you wussy directors who don’t want to elect my main man here CEO are gonna answer to me.

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    ~Peter Gozinya
    05.05.08 at 10:28 am
  5. I am just SO fierce!
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    ~Mike Solomon
    05.05.08 at 10:37 am

  6. dude, i`m just a stuffed animal and i can`t bring you that newspaper.

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    ~Jorgen
    05.05.08 at 11:18 am

  7. man, im going to bite you if you won`t release your hand. really. arrrrrgghhhh.

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    ~theangrymob
    05.05.08 at 12:03 pm

  8. Today I’m hungry! :X

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    ~Cate
    05.05.08 at 12:14 pm

  9. Ehm… What would I say if I were Mr. Bush?

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    ~Oleg
    05.05.08 at 1:20 pm

  10. I am stuffed, don’t be afraid..

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    ~Adi Moga
    05.05.08 at 3:29 pm

  11. Why does everybody step back whenever I smile??? Mommy said I had a grrreat smile.

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    ~Fred
    05.05.08 at 4:55 pm

  12. I feel stuffed

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    ~Vinny Viking
    05.06.08 at 7:47 am

  13. “Heel” my ass! I’m taking the whole leg!.

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    ~Jeff
    05.06.08 at 8:21 am

  14. chopper, Sick Balls!!!

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    ~Scott D
    05.06.08 at 9:31 am

  15. Lower… Lower… Yeah, it feels goog!

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    ~Clement
    05.06.08 at 10:01 am

  16. Austin Powers, Meet Mr. Bigglesworth, the second…Mmmhmm…

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    ~Tarsusx
    05.06.08 at 3:01 pm

  17. This guy looks so tasty!

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    ~Mr. Damm
    05.06.08 at 3:14 pm

  18. woof

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    ~Mr Longden
    05.06.08 at 6:08 pm

  19. woof

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    ~anonymous
    05.07.08 at 2:27 pm

  20. Hey Hillary! Drop out of the fucking race already! AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

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    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    05.07.08 at 3:29 pm

  21. Just by looking at me you might think I’m in a really bad mood. But actually, it’s the rabies.

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    ~Jorge Smith
    05.07.08 at 3:34 pm

  22. lessy

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    ~amin
    05.07.08 at 3:52 pm

  23. wait, wait. patience. soon there.

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    ~The second thought
    05.07.08 at 4:35 pm

  24. i am trying to smile here!!!

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    ~pasha
    05.08.08 at 1:08 am

  25. What you say about my BOSS?

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    ~DimonSky
    05.08.08 at 5:25 am

  26. Ya know I see fine you cock knocker…
    Now get your fucking hand of my head before I rip your nuts off!!

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    ~Scott D
    05.08.08 at 1:57 pm

  27. woof

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    ~dood
    05.08.08 at 4:30 pm

  28. being dead and stuffed sucks…

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    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 4:41 pm

  29. I BROUGHT YOU A BABY
    BUT THEN I EATED IT

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    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 5:42 pm

  30. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

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    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 5:49 pm

  31. OK,OK… enough head scratching already..! Now, I want to lick my balls…

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    ~Slimjim
    05.09.08 at 7:21 am

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May 4th, 2008

I don’t care how you spent your Saturday night, because my Saturday night was clearly much more entertaining. I saw an Elvis impersonator in a pastry shop in Astoria, Queens. What did you do?

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May 1st, 2008

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  1. NY is no place to be a cab driver.

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    ~carliosity
    05.01.08 at 8:46 am

  2. Why do I always have to be the driver? I wanna be the put-the-hidden-microphone-on-the-hottie’s-boobs guy!

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    ~Billy Bob
    05.01.08 at 8:50 am

  3. See! I told you it wasn’t a third nipple!

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    ~Testicular Torsion
    05.01.08 at 8:52 am

  4. You’re gonna motorboat those things, aren’t you? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!!!

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    ~John Cocktoasten
    05.01.08 at 8:54 am

  5. Watching this has gotten me so hot that it’s like having a giant Chinese penis cake between my legs!

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    ~Scary Larry
    05.01.08 at 8:58 am

  6. Is that a guy or a girl????

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    ~Scott D
    05.01.08 at 11:14 am

  7. Wiretapping will surely keep us abreast of the situation. HAHHHAHHAAAAAAAA…oh, I wish I were dead.

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    ~Gabe
    05.01.08 at 11:18 am

  8. Note to self: Next time wire the ugly chick.

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    ~Jeff
    05.01.08 at 11:22 am

  9. So much for the wire. Hope she doesn’t see the hatcam the guy over her left shoulder is wearing.

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    ~Jeff
    05.01.08 at 11:24 am

  10. What a dope! Wearing a wire to a nudist colony!

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    ~Jeff
    05.01.08 at 11:26 am

  11. Ah Hah, good work 99, the old Tranny and the hidden microphone trick!!

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    ~Slimjim
    05.02.08 at 7:19 am

  12. I hope you can explain this!

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    ~maverick
    05.03.08 at 9:55 am

  13. If only I could give her an interview…

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    ~Jorgen
    05.03.08 at 11:03 am

  14. Kelly, I`ll talk to you at home…

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    ~Mightynoob
    05.03.08 at 1:26 pm

  15. boobsy boobsy..

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    ~Adi Moga
    05.04.08 at 9:46 am

  16. it gettin hot in here, take off all her clothes……..

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    ~Banger
    05.04.08 at 3:12 pm

  17. Throw the cuffs on her! What? of COURSE I knew she was wearing a wire when I said “take off her shirt!” Get her to booking. (i soooo didn’t know! haha. today was a good day. i love being a cop.)

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    ~Anonymous
    05.04.08 at 10:42 pm

  18. Sex? Yes Please !!!

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    ~Geah
    05.05.08 at 3:54 am

  19. It vibrates WHERE when you talk into the microphone?

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    ~Fred
    05.05.08 at 4:52 pm

  20. Wow, am i in the Candid Camera???

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    ~Mr. Damm
    05.06.08 at 3:24 pm

  21. Wow, am I on the Candid Camera?

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    ~Mr. Damm
    05.06.08 at 3:24 pm

  22. Boooobiessssssssssss

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    ~c1uk
    05.07.08 at 2:39 pm

  23. arghhhhhhh, girls, fancy a trip on my cool car? i like to play role games too

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    ~amin
    05.07.08 at 3:47 pm

  24. Note to self: Rip off mic, bang her, then escape.

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    ~anonymous
    05.08.08 at 5:48 pm

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